Pirate Lord Lifetime Membership – $100 monthly subscription for 24 months
$100.00 / month for 24 months
Description
As Pirate Lord, ye never pay for a standard cruise. Ye and a guest have priority on the list, ye cruise before others.
Transferable lifetime membership (aye, it can be resold). Only 100 of these memberships will ever be available. Ye receive 1 share of the profits as you have a stake in all “Booty” (profit) the ship captures!
20% discount on food/beverage/overnight stays. The savings on cruises ($50 per half-day cruise per person) plus discounts on food/drink/special events/lodging, plus a share in booty, more than pay for the fee over time. Then ye have a transferrable lifetime membership that can be resold. Ye can literally get your money back…
Priority invitation to all special events. No limit to number of standard cruises you attend. You can be on every single one of them if you like!
Ye name will be listed in bronze on the “Pirate Lords of HHS-Host of Sparrows” Wall for all to see. Receive monthly, seasonal, and annual newsletters.
This ship will be over 80’ long x 40’ wide, weighing in at over 100,000 lbs. It will feature a rear quarterdeck, sleeping cabins, full air-conditioned bar, bathroom facilities w/shower, main deck, (2) water level party decks, (2) 300 hp jet ski, water slide, foam machines, concert level sound system, food service, fireworks tubes, functional signal cannons, laser lights, theater screen, video drones, live music and a 20’ fire breathing dragon named “Angry Ira”! We are even in talks to film (2) mini docuseries and a reality show.
At least (4) times per year, it will host all expenses paid fantasy cruises for terminal kids and their families (paid for by corporate donations), featuring celebrity guests.
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